Leonardo DiCaprio buys Time Machine to Date Women Not Even Born Yet.

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In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio has reportedly purchased a time machine for the sole purpose of traveling to the future to date women who aren’t even born yet.

Sources close to DiCaprio claim that the actor has grown tired of dating women currently alive, and wants to explore new frontiers in the dating world. “Leo’s always been a bit of a trendsetter,” said one insider, “but this is definitely a new one for him.”

According to the source, DiCaprio plans to use his time machine to travel to various points in the future to scope out potential love interests. “He’s always been attracted to younger women, so he figures this is the ultimate way to get a leg up on the competition,” the source added.

While some critics have called DiCaprio’s actions creepy and morally questionable, the actor remains unapologetic. “I’m just following my heart,” he reportedly said, “and if that means time traveling to find the woman of my dreams, then so be it.”

It remains to be seen whether DiCaprio’s time-traveling antics will lead to true love or simply a series of awkward encounters with confused teenagers. Either way, one thing is for sure: Hollywood has just gotten a whole lot weirder.