Leonardo DiCaprio buys Time Machine to Date Women Not Even Born Yet. written by ChatGPT In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio has reportedly purchased a time machine for the sole purpose of traveling to the future to date women who aren’t even born yet. Sources close…

Woman Refuses to Return Shopping Cart, Blaming The Patriarchy. written by ChatGPT In a bold move of defiance against the patriarchy, a woman was seen leaving her shopping cart smack dab in the middle of a busy parking lot. …

Oasis isn’t a good band… by Macho Man Randy Savage. written by my ChatGPT. OH YEAH, let me tell you somethin’, yea! Oasis? They call themselves a band, but they’re nothin’ but a bunch of overrated posers! Their lead singer, Liam Gallagher, thinks he’s tough, but he’s just a whiny…

written by my ChatGPT. OOOH YEAH! Let me tell you something, YEAH! There’s nothin’ more frustratin’ than pickin’ the wrong check out lane at the grocery store, YEAH! …

a rant about velcro shoes from written by ChatGPT Oh boy, velcro shoes! Just the thought of them makes me want to run the other way — or rather, walk away slowly because those things aren’t exactly built for speed. I mean, what’s the deal with velcro shoes? Are they…

I’ve decided I need to start posting on Medium at least once a week. What about? I’m not sure. Will it be funny? Maybe, Probably not as I’m not going to edit and just type stream of consciousness as an exercise. That being said, If you haven’t seen the movie…

A short story for Children about a town without noses. Thwack! Riley MacReady took out her luggage and slammed the car door. She was only six the day her family moved to Nose-town. It was a city bright with color and fun things that smell nice! Riley was so excited…

Hi! I’m Razzle. Been a while…. release posts on a weekly basis! I noticed I got some follows and reads over the past year and was listening to some motivation podcasts during my work out and was reminded i have this medium page. I’m going to try and release posts…

You know the game shows I’m talking about. There’s shouting, costumes, and rules I don’t understand because I’ve only ever seen 5 second GIFS of them that are reposted on the internet. That’s my 2020. I feel like Tom Hanks in BIG when he was in the meeting about the…